Janice, the neighborhood's self proclaimed detective, had seen one too many Murder She Wrote's to be fooled by any such "best friend old lady" disguise.
Irma had been acting strange all day, not like herself... that's for sure. Her cats hadn't been let out until a quarter to six that morning and "Irma" hadn't even combed her bald spot over when she opened the front door to set the empty milk bottles on the porch, about 20 minutes later.
After setting up a fake voting booth in her living room, Janice called Irma and told her to come over right away and vote at her house. At half past noon, "Irma" was sitting in Janice's living room... voting.
Although there was no known election scheduled for anything at all, Janice had created a ballot that only the real Irma could answer correctly. It was time to find out once and for all just who the heck this impostor "Irma" was!
Now if Janice could just get a small peep at that ballot...
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On the set on Encino Man I can remember there was an impostor that was trying to pass themselves off as Paulie Shore. Les Mayfield, the films director, kindly asked him to leave and told him that his impression was "laughable at best, but an insult to actors everywhere." That was the first time I encountered I had ever encountered an impostor.
my guess is that the old lady is a chinese spy. they've been trying to infiltrate the tight-knit, senior citizen community for decades. my only fear is that this time, they mean business
that picture is hilarious
I just hope that when I'm this age some cares about me this much
hahahaha
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