9:21pm- Guests begin to arrive. Sam and Karen show up together. Karen already seems a little wasted. Sam confides to Ruben that he expects to finally get laid that night.
9:38pm- The creepy new guy from accounting walks in alone. Ruben knows neither the man's name, nor how he heard about the party. Ruben shakes his hand and says, "hey, man." The new guy says nothing.
9:57pm- A few groups of Ruben's friends show up, and the party is underway. Snacks, jungle juice, and beer are passed around. Spurts of laughter and lots of chatting tell Ruben the night is off to a great start.
10:14- Ruben realizes the office hotties are at his party. He hopes to talk to them later.
10:30- Loretta arrives. She's a very sweet woman with a severe hormonal imbalance. Everyone at work is extremely careful to treat her with dignity and respect- just like another one of the gals. Ruben knows Loretta has had a crush on him for months. He is not happy she came to the party.
10:43- Loretta gabs with her friend Susan. During the conversation, she repeatedly asks, "Is Ruben looking over here? ...What about now? ...now?"
11:22pm- After 4 shots of Captain, Loretta is fairly drunk. She decides to take her shoes off, and sit spread-eagle style next to the creepy new guy. She hopes sitting close to him will make Ruben jealous. Instead, Ruben is very embarassed, as everyone knows what's going on.
11:56pm- Loretta produces a cigar from her bra. She is now completely tanked, and making overtly sexual gestures at Ruben from across the room.
12:20- Fed up, Ruben enlists the help of Sandra, the office bitch. With an old pair of novelty handcuffs, Sandra chains Loretta to a radiator in the basement until morning.
10 comments:
dude I bet rueben could kick loretta's ass and then tag susan. did he?
loretta looks familiar, didn't i see tyler feeling her up at one of your lingerie parties?
yeah, loretta gave me a blowjob in the bathroom later that night and then spit into a towel that was hanging in there. i hope it was yours!! the monogram said MPH
No..you guys have it all wrong....the reason Loretta looks familar is because she is the girl Nate took to his senior prom. Remember....Mila set them up because Nate couldn't get a date...
rueben was really pissed when he had to uncuff loretta and drive her home in the morning.
NAte and Loretta actually seem kinda similiar...
1. Loretta and nate both the trashed ones at the parties.
2. L and N both strip at parties starting with the socks.
3. L and N both making those sexual gestures across the room to God knows who.
4. L and N both needing to be locked the fuck down!
Could there be a relation between the two?? FActs would point to... yes! :)
Loretta looks like JP.
I once smoked heroin before shooting a scene in "The Great Escape" just cause I could. It was readily available and the hooker in my trailer was already all banged out on it. I shot up, did a fat rail off the hooker's ass and walked out of my trailer with a warm Mad Dog 20/20... at which point I proceeded to make Hollywood magic. I've taken alot of blowjobs and had alot of anal sex over the years because of my acting in that scene. I was born in Beech Grove, Indiana.
Hey folks, I don't know who's responsible for this website, but I happen to be the "creepy guy." My name is Brent Peterson. I'm not laughing about the comments made about myself OR the type of light in which Loretta is being portrayed. Tyler, that blowjob was given to you in confidence. What if I told everyone about all the times you've blown me? Well, really there're too many times to count, but you get the picture.
fuck dat shit dude! i dont look like loretta! corey looks like susan!
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