SEE! I freakin told you faggots I almost got a handjob! Dude, that trip was AWESOME! If I woulda remembered deodorant that day, she woulda done it. Jeremy was all passed out and stuff, it was the perfect set up. Oh, and she was totally digging my sandals you guys always make fun of. Yeah, not real funny now that I almost got a handjob cause of them!
You know, you dudes could learn a lot from a mack daddy like me. Truth is, I told Jeremy to act passed out. I traded him my Oreos so he would.
And so maybe I didn't technically get an hj. Have any of you boys ever carried a hiking pack 3 miles for a chick like that?? didn't think so!
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Dude.. I will never forget to wear deodorant again!!
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