They're with their father this weekend

Dude is saying some seriously ILL shit. Straight up. Talking about hairy nuts and bitches and shit. To his little ass kids. Damn. They be all laughing and shit, too. Like it's something funny on tv. Like it's some fucking cartoons or some shit. Ain't right.

This is how it begins...

The new BLACK is whatever's radical awesome. Its whatever everyone thinks is totally cowabunga stylie!! Year in and year out things become all the rage and then the next year they aren't the bomb. Things that are the sweetest, right now, like Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, going steady and MC Hammer pants eventually won't be. Just cuz.

We're putting up our middle fingers to the entire deal, the whole "circle of life." We're setting up a new system... a counter system. Where since we're sweet and you know it and everyone else thinks so too and says so and gets drunk and quotes it and its the sweetest, then that's sick.

This is funky fresh hype. Point being that alot of really famous people read this blog and leave comments and tell their friends to read it and laugh and send half price prostitutes to Joe's house and invite us to parties with free drugs served by midgets in superhero costumes. When we run for President, vote for us.

A Shrine

From what I understand, a "shrine" is some sort of tangible tribute, built by a wierdo, to worship or admire someone else in some way. This blog is a different type of shrine. This is not only a tribute to ourselves, but sweet things and other stuff as well. The easiest way to understand is to think of Seal singing the song from Space Jam. Did Seal have an agenda? Was he promoting anything besides himself, other seals, Michael Jordan, Bugs and the gang, slam dunks in space, and kicking ass in general? I would argue "no." In summary and conclusion, therefore Seal kicks ass.