Wedding Night

Steve and Laura were in love. They met in college, started dating and had been inseparable ever since.

"Laura, my sweet?" Steve would often say.

"Yes, my dove?" Laura would reply.

"I'm so glad we waited 5 long years to consummate our love. After the wedding, our first night together will be magical!"

Planning the wedding was exciting for both of them. Steve decided to invite all his close buddies from college. One in particular was his old roommate, Reggie Gould. Steve cut loose a little bit in college, drinking a few beers on the weekends, despite his strict conservative upbringing. Reggie, however, had been partying with his older brothers since age 12.

The two of them got along very well though, except for a week-long, heated argument once, over Reggie's choice of pornographic wall decorations around his own desk area. Steve did not enjoy Reggie's constant practical joking, either. Some he felt was sorta funny, but some jokes were very embarrassing for Steve. This had him a little worried about inviting Reggie to the wedding. But he couldn't leave out a good friend.

A week before the big day, Reggie told Steve over the phone that he had pulled some strings, and reserved a luxury suite for the couple on their wedding night as his gift.

"It's all set, bro. It's a sick room, you'll love it."

Reggie missed the ceremony, but was hanging out in the parking lot of the reception facility long before any other guests arrived. He was wearing a T-shirt that read "Party Naked" on the front, and advertised Cabo Wabo on the back. To his credit, he did have slacks and dress shoes.

"What the hell are you wearing?" asked Steve's cousin, a groomsman.

Reggie explained he lost his dress shirt during the "pre-party."

The reception went well. People danced and Reggie drank. He made several impromptu toasts on the dancefloor, but then cut out early, to the surprise of many at the wedding.

"I gotta meet some people outside," he slurred to a friend before leaving.

The celebration came to an end, and Steve and Laura dashed off to finally have their first night together.

"Be gentle, Steve. I'm so nervous," Laura whispered on the way.

"Don't worry, so am I. It's going to be wondrous."

They rushed into the bedroom, leaving the lights off. About 20 minutes into their love making, they heard snickering coming from inside the room. Suddenly, the lights turned on to reveal a room full of unfamiliar faces, laughing wildly

and of course old Reggie, with a camera.