"Hey, have you met the guy that moved in next door yet?"
"Yeah, I went over there and met him. His name's Richard. He's cool for a head."
"He's cool for what?"
"For a head. He's just got like a head and that's it."
"He's ahead of what? like ahead of the game?"
"No man, that's all he is. He's just a fucking head."
"Oh, he's got like a huge melon or something?"
"Well...yeah, and nothing else. Cool guy, though. He smokes weed and partys and shit."
"Nice. Have him over."
4 comments:
that's fuckin bullshit, and everyone on here knows it. that cocksucker motherfucker knows exactly what he's doing, fuckin leaving trash in front of my house, sending his little fuckin dog over here, to piss on my fuckin begonias at 3am. total horseshit, and he knows it
Dude... Glen Close is like really hot in that Basic Instinct movie when she's sitting in that chair and spreads her legs open and isn't wearing any underwear and shit.
i love me some head.
joe, this is pure genius
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