The world famous "Biker Bigfoot" photo has finally been exposed as a fake.
Taken anonymously in March of 2004, sasquatch enthusiasts have considered the picture undeniable proof of the creature's existence. Recently, a friend of the elusive photographer admitted publicly to wearing a monkey suit and posing for the picture on the back of his 2000 Honda ZX.
Since the photo's first appearance in Nickelodeon Magazine, cryptozoologists and professional analysts had agreed wholeheartedly on its legitimacy.
"It comes as a shocking blow to the entire crypto-community," said self proclaimed bigfoot expert, Corey L. Wright. "We want people to understand that we didn't drop the ball here by not identifying this as fraudulent. This is one cool character, with the skill to fool even the most trained sasquatch slueth."
Wright, seen here under close supervision
4 comments:
See bro! Dude... I fuckin told you "Sasquach" was bullshit. Man, I called it. Fuckin called it!!!
Hey party at my pad this weekend. Everyone who reads this better show the fuck up, I'm getting a keg of Sierra.
Dude, is that really Corey?
When did Corey get so smart and handsome? I always thought he was a simple, homely sort of fellow.
I've learned that nothing in this world can be counted on except death, prostitutes, and hoaxes. 37 years dedicated to the cryptozooological sciences and still certainty remains absent. This discovery has shaken the world as we know it.
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