Meet Gay Hamilton.
Not only is Gay her first name, but she also happens to be a lesbian.
But it's not Gay's "gayness" that has caused her trouble with her local Internet service provider. It's her name.
According to the New Zealand Herald, Gay was sent a less-than-happy e-mail response from Telecom, the company from which she sought broadband service in the city of Nelson.
Apparently, Gay is just too "gay" for Telecom's e-mail.
The automated reply the woman received read: "[Your email] was identified by our content filtering processes as containing language that may be considered inappropriate for business-like communication. ... The content which caused this to happen was ... 'gay' eight times, at two points each, for an expression score of 16 points."
Hamilton was shocked. Never before had something so totally gay happened to her.
"I was pissed. Yeah, I'm a fuckin' lesbian, and yeah I like to scissor with my girlfriend. What the fuck does my internet provider have to do with it?! I'll kick whoever's ass I need to is what's up now."
Telecom has since apologized to Gay, but is still keeping its list of offensive words under wraps.
Melissa Etheridge is reportedly organizing a candlelight benefit tour to raise awareness of Hamilton's situation.
Etheridge, seen here about to
get it on with the lady from Jurassic Park
4 comments:
That so fucking gay that Gay can't even be gay without the gay internet police getting all up in Gay's gay self and shit.
I agree...toads gay
Tell you what, I've seen shit that'd make your head SPIN. So when some motherfucker comes at me with one eye cocked, I pull out the goods and make sure everyone's lookin. Truth be told, I've gotten in trouble that way. I don't give a shit, I just tell 'em I ain't from around here.
where did you guys get that awesome picture of Bulger?
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