Darius had proposed to Shavonda over a chili dog lunch just two days before and now they were married. Life together was going to be an exciting journey.
Five months ago she had become a wedding planner, something she had been dreaming about since her 7th birthday. Since that time she had only actually planned one wedding, but had attended two other weddings during that time and helped serve punch to guests at another.
Shavonda: "Hey we gots any mo weed? I'm hungover as FUCK."
Darius: "Naw girl, we done smoked all dat befo da wedding."
Shavonda: "Oh dats right... well shit, I could use som'a dat right bout now. Hey is dat Tianna's camera ova dere!?! Gimme dat (spotting her sister's digital camera sitting on the nightstand)!"
-POWER ON-
Shavonda: "Here Tianna and I right fo we delivered the invitations on Thurday and just after I finished makin my dress. Yo Tianna flashed a school bus dat night and spit in a cops face."
Shavonda: "Oh here da wedding, this a good one. I look high as fuck!"
Shavonda: "Da fuck!"
Shavonda: "Oh this one nice."
Shavonda: "Look'ech'you, you all hiiiiiigh!"
Shavonda: "Oh I know you was lookin at my brown suga. You a dirty motha fucka when you be gettin high."
Shavonda: " Shit we made dem wedding cakes all upside down when we was high. But dem cake holders lookin nice, all shinney and shit."
Shavonda: Oh this be the best part too.. remember gettin all crunk at da reception, Tianna was stright hypin dat shit! Naw we didn't get too many pictures, but dey all good."
