Seal Busted!!!

World famous singer/actor/model, Seal, was arrested last week for jacking off inside a trendy nightclub in Hollywood. Police responded to several complaints from management at the establishment, all saying Seal had pulled out his junk, and went to town right on the bar. Seal's publicist and manager said Seal had no intention of wrongdoing, and in fact, was handled by bouncers and police in an unprofessional manner.
Seal's lawyers spoke publicly at a press conference recently, saying the artist was technically not acting outside the law. They cited an old piece of legislation which may create a legal loophole for Seal and his team of attorneys.
In 1967, a law was passed in the county that prohibits the disturbance of "Seals" of any species. It was originally enacted with the intention of preserving marine life in the area, but may have been written ambiguously enough for the artist to use to his advantage. Legal experts say Seal's defense strategy seems solid and his chances look good, as if he may dodge the bullet this time.
Fans have rallied strong support, and are planning a candlelight vigil for the near future. Some have even called for a boycott of the nightclub.
A small group of extremists, mostly religious fanatics, has condemned Seal's behavior.


the artist himself,
seen here responding
to criticism